prison break
i fucking love this show.
i'm really, really damn hungry for some pizza. from a local shop. with pepperoni and tons of cheese. oh god.
dear god,
please send me pizza or else i'll turn to satan.
love,
soundgard
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August 30, 2006
August 25, 2006
rainy day #2
never eat a big mac meal with an extra snack wrap right before you go to bed. can you say indigestion? besides that, i went to work. and i still am at work. goddamn, fridays at work are boring. and time goes slower than any other day because the weekend is beckoning you. i don't have any /real/ plans for this evening, however, my cousin from california is in town so i figured i would try to show him a good time in milwaukee. a friend is having a keg party which we will be stopping by. i doubt i'll get too krunk cause i have family values to look forward to tomorrow and i need to be in tip top shape to sit on the grass in the sun all day whilst watching awesome bands--korn, deftones, and deadsy to name a few.
also, the united monkeyphish network has a new affiliate site. you can access moonbeam twinkie, a blog by our friend kali, on the sidebar marked 'affiliates'. if you know us, and we think you're cool enough to become part of the united monkeyphish network, let us know and soundgard and i will consider setting you up a subdomain or domain on our server. if you don't know us, then just fuck off. :)
August 24, 2006
rain. north and south.
it was pouring down rain today. walking from my truck to my friend's apartment -- which wasn't but like 40 feet -- got me totally drenched.. i enjoyed smoking a couple menthol cigarettes on his balcony .. pissed off at the rain .. staring .. contemplating.
i got good news today .. and bad .. but not real bad. good first, though .. looks like we'll be partying pretty hard tomorrow evening. after we wake from our drug induced comas, we'll hit the 311 show and continue our dissoluteness. bad news, doesn't look like we'll have a ride that seats five people. i'm going to have to rent a minivan or something. but that works out .. i imagine it'll be more comfortable than a volvo station wagon.
i haven't been doing jack shit either, really. when i'm here at home i just veg out on television and mix in a spot of gaming. when i'm hangin with my friends someone always has pot. every time, forever and ever. so we're always baked. and if we're not baked, that means we either have rolls or psychedelics. however .. !! .. i did score an interview with a local computer repair shop. everything went well i think. who knows, though. i'll know in a couple weeks. unless they don't call at all -- which is what will happen if god hates me and wants me to suffer and die. fuck you, god. i swear, one day when i'm all knowing, all powerful and everything else, me and god's gonna have a conversation. he's gonna be talkin to my fuckin' fist. cock sucker. yea! he /will/ be a cock sucker .. when god has his mouth wrapped around my omnipotent pole.
revelation
i have the rest of my life to pay for whatever i do now. i'm an untethered, caucasian male -- the sky is the fucking limit!
so basically, fuck it all .. i'm gonna do what i think is fun until i'm forced to deal with my actions. at that time, i will become all grown up and live life like a true boxed up american.
... either that or i won't be able to deal with what i've done to my body and bank account and simply shoot myself. either way, should be a blast :-D
my stomach is happy.
i just ate a bacon ranch taco burger. it was great.
stormy.
it's quite rainy out today. the weather definitely fits my current mindstate. a little less than 2 weeks before the semester begins. i know i should be savoring my stressless time off, and i guess that's what i'm trying to do. pretty much, that just means getting faded every night and possibly playing video games in between watching tv programs. whatever.
how are you, soundgard?
sean .. seen ..
sean, one of the best guys i know .. i remember one time we were both workin at bby (he still is .. poor fuck) and some guy came to the counter all pissed about whatever. in his hand he had a list of names of people he had spoken to about whatever. as he read the names he got to sean. whenever i see that name, i see 'shaun' .. that's what it's supposed to be. this mother fucker had sean written on his little piece of paper and pronounced it 'seen' .. what? is he serious or making fun of sean? he went on with his rave for a while and continued using 'seen' until after a few times when i corrected him and surprisingly enough didn't laugh.
anyway, what i originally wanted to get across is that i just got back from his place and every time i'm there i get so incredibly baked .. more so than anywhere else -- but we do use the ice-cold bong. pack that party bowl a few times. shit'll make ya dizzy ..
oh shit, though .. best part. we were chillin in his living room puffin on the bingy while he tv-out'd some streaming bangbus ((c) bangbros.com) ;) .. comedy porn is the best.
August 23, 2006
311
i am soooooo ... so excited about this weekend. 311 -- who i previously named my #1 of all time -- is playing in ATL! all i can do to calm myself is shuffle their entire collection on loop.
and to top it all off, the candy is all but in my tummy tums. magical beans, if you will. biscuits. rolling nuts? word.
August 22, 2006
phantasmagore
the new deadsy album, phantasmagore, is now in stores. the legions have been waiting since 2001. i have listened to the album, and i must say, deadsy has picked up right where the left off. fucking genius.
other than that, i've been wallowing in despair. life is boring, and the only thing currently on the horizon is family values tour this saturday at alpine valley.
3Dcc
i made my own little windows color scheme in 3dcc. [link]
i think it goes really well with this background: [link] (i like grey)
if any coloring flaws .. clashing, hidden things, whatever .. are found, please tell me about it so i can fix it. kthx.
actually .. shit. fix it yo'self, nigga. hope you like the scheme *hugs*
di.fm
i fall in love with this internet radio station once in a while. i picked up my premium membership again recently -- 192kbps streams. i've been listening to house/d&b/goa/psy so much lately .. right now my headphones are spitting a warm, creamy substance into my ears. my brain is resting and at peace.
311 this weekend. i'm stoked. picking up the tickets later today. hard to believe it's almost 5am -- and speaking of time, this website is set to central time while i live in eastern. so if my times are off, i fucked yo momma. WORD
did i mention rolls? yea .. at the show. yea.
August 18, 2006
my precious.
i bought a new pipe today. it's a nicely worked sherlock. it was taxed, but i needed something new, so i decided to buy it. i like it. what do you think?
August 17, 2006
video games!
a few i've picked up recently:
xbox360
n3: ninety nine nights
dead rising
playstation 2
final fantasy vii: dirge of cerberus
genji
rez
playstation portable
valkyrie profile: lenneth
tekken: dark resurrection
me and my katamari
untold legends: the warrior's code
nintendo ds
deep labyrinth
trauma center: under the knife
on reserve:
x360. enchanted arms
x360. saints row
x360. gears of war
ps2. final fantasy xii collector's w/ book
gba. final fantasy v
August 16, 2006
totally. blown.
last night i ate something. it was called 2ci.
i can't quite explain what happened .. but .. it tore me into shreds and then pieced me back together. over and over and over and over again. i wanted to laugh and cry .. it was the happiest most miserable experience of my life.
at first, i saw so many colors and patterns. throughout the night, all lights would move in an out from dark to bright and i acted generally retarded. later in the night i began to see my life in different ways .. things i wasn't happy with along with things i wanted but couldn't have. at the same time this "mind expansion" was taking place, i played with my hands .. making quick movements and patterns ... it was very, very strange.
i will be trying this again but not in the very near future. i need to get a larger group together and spend a couple days locked in someone's home. i feel like i need to rock out on some rolls just to feel normal again .. i'm so haggard today.
bland.
i really don't have a lot to report. i went to minneapolis this last weekend and visited my grandma and cousins. it wasn't too eventful or exciting, but good times. my life feels empty and bland. days roll by and nothing changes. i fill my life with unneeded, material things that give me 5 minute bursts of artifical joy.
August 14, 2006
fucking lost
magnificent! i'm on s02e09 as of typing this ........ jesus fucking god!
btw, more shirt ideas to come as i think of them. stay tuned! yay!
new tshirt idea
i would like some feedback on a line of shirts i'm thinking about putting out. very simple .. to the point -- i think it'd be a big hit.
lost
i've lost my fucking mind over this show. i spent every waking moment yesterday and this morning watching lost -- and even though i can stream it out to my tv, i've watched every episode on this monitor and i can't explain why.
i will have to say, though -- after the amount of drugs i ate this weekend, today was very pleasant .. just watching television and smoking a little ganj.
August 10, 2006
words of wisdom.
[12:41 PM] soundgard: i'm kinda disappointed. if there is a god, he needs to step down and let square-enix run the universe.
other than that, i went to hed p.e. last night with the kottonmouth kings. hed p.e. played a great show, very energetic and they sounded great. then i left before kmk cause i was sweaty and didn't care to be around the little poser bitches in the crowd anymore.
August 08, 2006
soft serve dookie.
so, my computer took a mighty shit. this occurs also less than a week after my laptop's motherboard took a shit. so.. after i moved into my new crib, i set all my computer shit up, turn it on and it works normally. i decide to format with a fresh install of xp sp2 since i haven't done so in over a year. i boot off the xp disc, dump the partition, create the new partition, and format. windows starts copying files. then it reboots to enter windows setup. right as it boots, windows comes up with an error: "hal.dll is missing or corrupted." i look this info up online and find out that hal.dll stands for Hardware Abstraction Layer, which is basically a file that prevents any outside programs from accessing the hardware remotely. lovely, i think. this error could be caused by numerous things. i check my memory, hdds, etc. and nothing seems to be bad. fuck. so i take my computer to my buddy's work who has a test bench and a bunch of test hardware. i start swapping shit out, to no avail. i am at the point where it's either the motherboard or cpu. i take a flashlight and upon close inspection of the motherboard, i realize it has a blown capacitor near the cpu that had been leaking brown fluid and is now rusted. well shit. thankfully, my friend 's store has a closeout section and i managed to find a new intel 850 board that supports rdram. i go home to install it, and realize that there is no fan/heatsink mounting bracket on the board. fuck, it's too late. so today after work i am gonna go pick up the bracket and install the board, hopefully with success. it sucks when both of your computers die in a week. i'm pretty sure that it was just god telling me that it is time to upgrade. so this new intel board will just be something to tide me over until this holiday season, when i plan to invest in a full system upgrade consisting of the new intel core duo. i just miss having my music collection.
other than that, not much is going on. i am at work with 2 hours left to go for the day. it's a beautiful day outside. high 70's, sunny with some clouds in the sky. and breezy. i'm gonna pick up dead rising for the 360 and spend tonight killing zombies and wrecking my brain with tons of thc. satan curse you all.
August 04, 2006
claustrophobic dreams
well, i moved into my new apartment. it's pretty nice, although the majority of my shit is still in boxes. it's awesome to have my own domicile though, where no one can lay down the law except me. i am a bit disappointed in the fact that the awesome free couch i got won't even fit through my door--much less up the three flights of winding stairs. oh well, i guess it's time to go couch shopping this weekend.
not really much else has been happening, as i am at work right now. i was enjoying some maui waui last night, which was incredible. i think i am still slow today because of it. the heat wave has finally lifted too, leaving us with some great weather.
the future is x-rated
after the canada is evil incident .. it made me think of a few things that spewed out of my mouth while attempting to argue a point. one of them being matthew good. while this isn't the first time (or second or third) that i've 'rediscovered' him .. it seems his music always sounds fresh to me after letting it sleep for a while. beautiful midnight is a really good album. 'weapon' is one of my favorite songs and i equally enjoy the video. i wonder .....
it's not weapon .. but it'll do. this is wicked old school ..
August 02, 2006
canadia! yay!
i was hangin over at a friend's place and his girlfriend came over. she asked about my trip and when i mentioned canada she flipped and started naming off bad things canada has done to america including the launch of an air balloon that controls our weather.
oh my god!
lol!
